Alternative Versionen

The "Dirtier Cut" was assembled from the original film negative found in the MGM vaults by archivist Oscar Becher and restoration expert Kurtis Spieler using a workprint tape as reference. It was released by Vinegar Syndrome in 2025 on Blu-ray and 4K. This was original cut of the film (intended for an R-rating) before it was edited down to achieve a PG-13 rating. Although the runtime is only longer two minutes than the theatrical cut, there are more than 7 minutes of alternate footage between the two versions. The PG-13 cut substituted tamer versions of the same jokes or replaced footage with alternate content.

• The bearded lady only appears in the theatrical version.
• Near the beginning when Mitch is reminiscing about his younger years, a high school aged Mitch parks in one of the football players spots, gets confronted and both him and Sam get thrown in a dumpster. Later, several members of the football team finds a box of donuts on the hood of one of their cars and they begin to eat them. As they're eating them, one of them finds a Polaroid at the bottom of the box of Mitch and Sam naked with the donuts stacked on their erect genitals. The football players as well as the cheerleaders spit these donuts out, except for one cheerleader who keeps staring at the Polaroid.
• When Pops is watching a lesbian porn film (only heard, not seen), Pops silences Mitch and Sam by exclaiming, "Pipe down! I'm tryin' to watch these broads dyke-out!". In the PG-13 version, the porn film is replaced by an Aerobicise (1980) video with Pops' remark instead being dubbed to "I'm tryin' to watch these broads work out!"
• A scene where Pops brags about having worked as "a stunt cock in stag films".
• Mitch and Sam work as a gay phone sex operators during their job hunts to make quick cash.
• In the jail cell, Mitch tells Sam he's scared of "anal rape" in prison, instead of whispering something unknown into Sam's ear. Before the two of them are released from jail, Mitch eventually says the line "except for the anal rape", which was dubbed over as "except for the other thing" in the theatrical cut.
• The "blow up doll" and "ass cream" notes-to-self were different in the R-rated cut. They were, "Note to self: Find out if other guy's penises are the same length erect as they are flaccid" and "Note to self: Shitting pants is unpleasant, even with adult diaper."
• Towards the end of the movie, the fraternity that kept bullying Mitch and Sam are seen eating donuts. The same prank from the beginning of the film involving the football team and cheerleaders is done here, except with a present day Mitch and Sam in the Polaroid.

Aired TV version (USA network):

• There is one difference at the start when he is explaining all he did to get revenge when he was a kid. Instead of saying "We sicced a German shepherd on him, who just also happens to be gay." and then showing a shot of the 2 male dogs 'making love', this TV version just says "Then we sicced a German shepherd on him." and they do not show the explicit shot.
• The scene near the very end, when Pops says "I've also got something working again...it rhymes with 'Cock'!!!" is cut right when he says "Cock!"