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Cornelius Banks
- Cornelius Banks: [to Lou] You were never in 'Nam, you jive turkey.
- [long silence]
- Lou Redwood: [coldly] Did you just call me a jive turkey?
- [Cornelius shakes his head]
- Jackie Moon: No. No, he did not, he uh... he called you cocksucker. Right Cornelius?
- Cornelius Banks: Yeah, I just called you cocksucker.
- Lou Redwood: Pretty sure you called me a jive turkey.
- Dick Pepperfield: No, no, now Lou, nobody called anyone a J.T.
- Lou Redwood: Jive turkey is a little over the line, my man!
- Jackie Moon: Look. We were all here, we all heard what was said, and we're in agreement, Cornelius said cocksucker. Right?
- Bobby Dee: He just said you suck cock!
- Dick Pepperfield: That's all he said about you!
- Jackie Moon: Come on. Dig into that fondue... little cocksucker.
- [laughs]
- Lou Redwood: We like playing games, don't we?
- Jackie Moon: It's true, we're playing one right now.
- Lou Redwood: I'm gonna show you guys this game I learned when I was in FUCKIN' NAM!
- [Lou draws his gun and aims it at Cornelius]
- Lou Redwood: Who's the jive turkey now?
- Jackie Moon: [jokingly aiming an unloaded gun at his head] I'll see you fuckers in hell.
- [pulls trigger, all laugh]
- Bobby Dee: [aiming the gun at Jackie] Jackie, "Love Me Sexy" is the worst song I've ever heard.
- [pulls trigger, all laugh]
- Cornelius Banks: Watch this.
- Cornelius Banks: [aiming the gun at Lou] I did call you jive turkey.
- [pulls trigger, all laugh]
- Dick Pepperfield: [aiming the gun at Lou] I know you slept with Mrs. Pepperfield!
- [pulls trigger, all laugh]
- Lou Redwood: [laughing] We're saying nutty things 'cause they're not true... especially that, more than the rest.
- [Jackie tosses a gun onto the table. The gun fires a bullet. Everyone ducks as the bullet ricochets across the room]
- Jackie Moon: Everybody okay?
- Bobby Dee: I think so.
- Cornelius Banks: Yeah.
- Jackie Moon: I'm fine.
- Bobby Dee: Wow!
- Dick Pepperfield: We just literally dodged a bullet.
- [laughs]
- Jackie Moon: [laughing] We sure did!
- Jackie Moon: [looks at Cornelius] Except for Cornelius!
- [blood starts coming out of Cornelius' arm cast]
- Cornelius Banks: [smiling] Woah! I did get shot!