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The first 10 minutes takes place over at least 5 years, but you wouldn't know that if you weren't paying attention. Which you don't really need to do, because this plot is all over the place. And by all over the place, I mean everywhere but in this movie.

If you are a fan of Italian post-apocalypse movies, this will be familiar. It's not a good as most of them; the stunts are okay, the vehicles are pretty tame, the action is mediocre, and the typical nudity is sub-par. Other than that, it's a good movie to have on while doing something else. No scene stands out, the acting is what you'd expect, and the soundtrack is forgettable.

But you still need to watch it if you're a fan on the genre.

I've watched a LOT of bad movies, it's my favorite genre. Tons of titles most people have never heard of. Some are okay, some are amazing, and a precious few have zero redeeming features. Birdemic 3 is the latter. It really is awful. The first hour is mostly people walking or driving from point A to point B, and you get to watch on real time the entire journey, usually with no dialog. One scene in particular had the 2 leads walking across a empty lot towards a small building. They are seen walking, then you see the building, implying that is where they are headed. If you've ever seen a movie, you understand that is their destination. But we get to realm with them, all 200 feet, in silence, but from a few different angles. It takes about 45 seconds, but it feels like a lifetime. And this is one of many scenes that drag on to get the run time to 80 minutes. It's painful. Not to mention when their is dialog, it's about how humans are ruining the planet and causing global warming. That's fine if it's an Al Gore documentary, but this is Birdemic. I want cheesy special effects, low budget gore, and bad one liners. The birds don't appear until almost the 60 minute mark, and the movie runs just around 80+ minutes.

If you're a completist like me, and you need to watch all three Birdemic movies, just know this is by far the worst of them. It took me 4 nights just to get through it, as I kept falling asleep.

It really is that hard to watch as it has nothing to keep your interest.

I watched the first 9 minutes and paused the movie long enough to buy a director signed copy from the production companies web site. $10. Bought Captain Alex too, and a patch, all for $25.

This movie is amazing, fun, actin packed, and narrated MST3K style, making it the craziest thing I've seen in a long time. Wildly entertaining, I loved every minute of it.

Will you like it? Well, are you into terrible sets, bad CGI, terrible acting, 84 different plots happening simultaneously, blood shed, unnecessary flips, foul mouthed children, a WIP movie in the middle of an action movie, and all in a little more than 60 minutes? Than you are in luck, cause this movie has all that and more. It really is a good time.

Is this movie poorly acted with a terrible script, a nonsensical plot, bad fight scenes and unbelievable characters? Yes. Can you tell that everyone that appears in this movie wants to do a good job and really cares about each other? Also yes. It's a mess, a real mess. But in spite of how poorly everything is done, no one mails it in, they all give their best. Like if your friends made a movie about something you were all passionate about, even if they knew nothing about making movies. You root for them because they worked hard, not because they were great, but because they tried. That's why you won't turn away, and why you'll have a soft spot for this movie. Friends forever.

I've watched over 350 Hallmark movies, and the last few years they have gotten worse and worse in quality. But this year they seem to have upped their game, as so far all the Christmas movies for 2022 have been very good. I'm not sure if Great Amrrican Family stealing a bunch of Hallmarks actors and starting their own movie production business has anything to do with it, but what ever did it, I'm glad it happened.

This movie was very funny, well acted, and was fun to watch from start to finish. Great characters, a good story line, and plausible situations (not always a consideration for Hallmark). Paul and Kimberly need to write more, they make a great team.

Not even making that headline up. This movie covers a lot of ground, explains nothing, sets up almost nothing, uses student film special effects, has the most convoluted plot of any movie I've seen, and yet I couldn't stop watching it. Overall a 5, but a solid 10 on originality. Watch it, you won't be disappointed

We watch Hallmark movies for the predictable cheese, and this movie was very similar, but with a bigger budget. Still cute and fun though, we enjoyed it.

We usually like Luke Mcfarlane, but im not sure what robot character he was trying channel, but it was awkward and weird. Haven't seen a lot of Erin Krakows work, but she was not great in this. Kimberly Sustad had her usual solid performance, but she was underused as usual. This marks our 190th Hallmark movie, but it almost didn't make the cut. Sadly, we had watched one hour and two minutes of the movie when we decided to stop watching, but the rule in our house is 60 minutes or more and you have to finish it. I wish I would have checked 3 minutes sooner. This was all the cliches, but poorly done, with weird "acting" and a boring, predictable story. Must miss.

Or did you just write a bad review because you're narrow minded? This movie was 100% about family, and how it's more important than anything else. Nothing I saw said anything different.

My wife and I have watched over 130 Hallmark movies, and this was one of the best we've seen in a while. Nice original music, great acting, good chemistry between all the actors. Nice work Hallmark.

Watching her try on dresses in a movie bored me as much as if I was actually there. They really stretched out this limited plot line. Too many similar scenes with not a lot of movement forward. I felt they could have done the second act in 5 minute montage. Not the best Hallmark, but not the worst.

My wife and I have a theory that Hallmark adds music to every scene that is weak, has poor acting, or bad sound. This movie had music in every scene were watched (turned it off at the 45 minute mark). We've watched over 110 Hallmark movies, this one was disappointing.

So im only writing to critique the supposed business model of the supposed single ___location Christmas store that operates year round. First off, the sell Christmas hats, and very limited other Christmas items. They have a warehouse on top of a back room at the store. They also have a corporate office with a reception desk employee. Now I only have a BS in Business Management, but I know that a 1500 sq ft retail store that sells merchandise for a single holiday, probably doesn't need a warehouse, and it's definitely doesn't need a corporate office with a reception desk. If the average hat costs $20 (and that's very generous), their sales would need to be in the millions, which im not seeing from that tiny store front. And yes, I know, it's a movie. But it's not too hard to do a little research.

Why do I watch Michael Bay movies? There's more explosions than dialogue and characters that don't develop. Its just a long series of stupid gunfights, car chases, explosions, stupid hand to hand combat, more explosions, and zero attention to detail. Bullets that cause sparks? A good that out maneuvers all the bad guys but somehow gets caught? Terrible dialogue, "over and out"? Which is it, over or out, it's not both. I get that is supposed to be fun, but I guess I would like a balance of plot, special effects, and characters that grow. We had two hours to learn something or see them develop, but nope, they inexplicably go from one extreme to the other with no real explanation of why. Im just ranting cause I'm mad I watched this. Its a waste of talent, Ryan Reynolds and Melanie Laurent are better than this. If you like things that go boom, gravity defying car chases, PG-13 sex scenes with zero set up, a pretty dumb plot, and more explosions, you will absolutely love this movie. If you want more than that, steer clear.

Great script, really fun and unique, A movie about a movie filming a movie. Watch it, you'll be happy you did.

Lavern and Shirley, SNL and the Police Academy films are all represented by the main characters and films writers. The director is also responsible for Sleepaway Camp II & III, the goofy sequels to the legit original. Add a parody of the Godfather and every stereotype of 80s movie characters, and you get this movie. It's slightly funny, but it doesn't come close to being horror, or even horror comedy. Watch it for the over the top acting and ridiculous plot, which at times is pretty funny. But the best parts are the background conversations "you kids are gonna have fun if I have to beat it out of you" (look for the mom of this scene, a pre-Trump Marla Maples), or the jokes in the sets, like the sign before the line of a ride that shows a clown holding a rubber sphere that says "you must be as tall as my balls to ride this attraction". It's all stupid sophomoric humor, but it's still funny. Not a must see, but a good rainy day movie with friends trying to spot the little hidden jokes.

Was it horror? Was it satire? Was it social commentary about valuing art instead of just appreciating it? I'm not sure about any of those, all I know is it was almost 2 hours long and I've already forgotten everything. Not a memorable scene, not a single scary moment, just some nice shots of LA and a bunch of characters you never care about. On a scale of 1 to 5 I give it a meh.