James Robertson Justice nel ruolo di...
Sir Lancelot Spratt
- Sir Lancelot Spratt: You cut a patient he bleeds, until the processes of nature form a clot and stop it. This interval is known scientifically as the 'bleeding time'. You! What's the bleeding time?
- Simon Sparrow: Ten past ten, sir.
- Sir Lancelot Spratt: Alright, I've swallowed a doorknob. What would my symptoms be?
- Richard Grimsdyke: A slight indigestion?
- Sir Lancelot Spratt: You can cut the patient's throat while he's under general anaesthetic and nobody'll mind, but if you leave anything inside it'll be in the Sunday papers in no time.