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Officer Kent Lane
- Officer Kent Lane: Rough part of town.
- Officer Melvin White: Yeah. Oh, you're not kidding look at that over there! We'd better pull over.
- Officer Kent Lane: What for?
- Officer Melvin White: What for? That guy's parked in front of a fire hydrant!
- Officer Kent Lane: Okay Melvin, I want you to cover for me.
- Officer Melvin White: Wait, wait. Is there any chance of you letting me go out there, and you cover for me?
- Officer Kent Lane: Are you crazy? You're just a rookie. I've been doing Night Patrol now for 10 years. Just keep your eyes peeled.
- Officer Melvin White: Yeah but, I'll be a rookie all my life unless you give me a chance. Now look, I know I can do it you gotta trust me. Please, just this one time.
- Officer Kent Lane: ...Okay.
- Officer Melvin White: Great, you won't be sorry I swear.
- Officer Kent Lane: Be careful.
- Officer Melvin White: I will. You'll be proud of me, okay?
- Officer Melvin White: [exits car] Before I go, let me get the straight now that's two jelly donuts, one glazed, two coffees, one with cream one without sugar. Right?
- Officer Kent Lane: Right!
- Officer Melvin White: Right.
- Officer Kent Lane: As far as I'm concerned you're my number one suspect - now what were you doing in that bathroom?
- Officer Melvin White: Number two.
- Officer Kent Lane: ...Okay, you're my number two suspect, then.
- Officer Kent Lane: You like girls don't ya?
- Officer Melvin White: Yeah, of course...
- Officer Kent Lane: Name one.
- Officer Melvin White: Well uh... Edith Hutton.
- Officer Kent Lane: Edith Hutton?
- Officer Melvin White: You know her?
- Officer Kent Lane: Know her? The entire navy knows her.
- Officer Melvin White: That's nice, I didn't know she was so patriotic!