Alex Borstein nel ruolo di...
Various • Ms. Swan • Charlotte York • Sue Napersville • Miss Swan • Patsy Ramsey • Björk • Bunny Swan • Chelsea Clinton • Eracist Player Anne • Ethel Mertz • Ethel from 'I Love Lucy '98' • Funeral Guest • Heather • Joyce DeWitt as Mary Pippen • Judge • Karen • Kenny's Country Broasters Customer • Lisa Kushell's Mother • Meadow Soprano • Ms Swan • Ms. Swan, Mama Brightling • Natalie Merchant • Roadkill Lunchmeat Megapress Daughter • Rosie O'Donnell • Santa's Helper • Self • Spishak Cola Taster • Vera
- DMV Worker: Now turn and face the camera.
- Ms. Swan: Live from New York...
- DMV Worker: No! That's the wrong show.
- Salesman: [to female co-worker] Haha, take it like a man.
- Ms. Swan: [to same woman] Yeah, you look like you take it like a man.
- Police Officer: Was he a black man or a white man?
- Ms. Swan: You know... black-a like you, black-a like me.
- Mrs. Campbell: That is so awful for your father to be dying of cancer. It's just horrible. Now... can I ask you a question? Was he a smoker?
- Daughter: Um, yes. Yes, he was.
- Mrs. Campbell: Well then I just don't understand how he could be surprised. I mean it says it right there on the side of the box, doesn't it? "Smoking Causes Cancer." I know 'cause I've seen it on there. Now... can I ask you a question? Can your father read?
- Daughter: Of course he can read!
- Mrs. Campbell: Well, I just thought maybe he was illiterate and that was why he was surprised when he got cancer. Because it does say right there on the box...
- Stuart Larkin: Where's Mr. Pip's goo-goo?
- Various: His what?
- Stuart Larkin: His goo-goo. His goo-goo's not there.
- Various: I'm sorry, I don't understand...
- Doreen Larkin: Well, he's talking about his goo-goo, his ding-a-ling, duh!