Stephnie Weir nel ruolo di...
Various • Dr. Kylie Johnson • Bree Van De Kamp
- Aunt Noreen: Happy Birthday, Stuart! Do you remember which aunt I am?
- Stuart Larkin: The alcoholic?
- Aunt Noreen: No...
- Stuart Larkin: The one who lives with her "FRIEND", Linda?
- Aunt Noreen: No...
- Stuart Larkin: Then you must be the ugly one.
- Doreen Larkin: Stuart, apologize to your Aunt Noreen!
- Stuart Larkin: I'm sorry you're ugly.
- Mrs. Campbell: Now see, that is why I never did buy a gun is because I just don't think shooting yourself sounds like any fun!
- Man: Lady, I didn't do it on purpose.
- Mrs. Campbell: You didn't? Well, now, let me ask you a question... do you have a television?
- Man: Yes.
- Mrs. Campbell: Have you ever seen this TV show? It's called "The News"...?
- [in a remake of the Helen Keller movie]
- Helen's Caretaker: Helen, your new teacher is here. Oh I forgot, you're deaf.
- Mrs. Campbell: That is so awful for your father to be dying of cancer. It's just horrible. Now... can I ask you a question? Was he a smoker?
- Daughter: Um, yes. Yes, he was.
- Mrs. Campbell: Well then I just don't understand how he could be surprised. I mean it says it right there on the side of the box, doesn't it? "Smoking Causes Cancer." I know 'cause I've seen it on there. Now... can I ask you a question? Can your father read?
- Daughter: Of course he can read!
- Mrs. Campbell: Well, I just thought maybe he was illiterate and that was why he was surprised when he got cancer. Because it does say right there on the box...
- Anna Nicole Smith: [in reference to her chest] Do you like Mama's meatbags baby?
- Anna's Son: Mom?
- Anna Nicole Smith: You get old enough I'm gonna letcha touch em'
- Girl in Tow Truck: I'm an only child, and I always wanted to be a part of a big family.
- Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man: Then you are stupid.