Mike Schank nel ruolo di...
Friend • Musician
- Mark Borchardt: Do you think this is a little bit cathartic for you?
- Friend/Musician: Uh, very cathartic, Mark.
- Mark Borchardt: Do you know what cathartic means?
- Friend/Musician: No.
- Friend/Musician: [pointing to a makeshift crucifix] This is definitely a sign of voodoo.
- Mark Borchardt: Why is it a sign of voodoo?
- Friend/Musician: It's an unnatural cross, Mark!
- Mark Borchardt: What, you think when Jesus was hanging there, he thought it was natural?
- Friend/Musician: Here is what it think of lottery... It's like, when you play the lottery, sometimes you win and sometimes you lose... But it better than using drugs or alcohol - Because when you use drugs and alcohol, especially drugs, you always lose.
- Mark Borchardt: Would you buy this movie for $14.95?
- Friend/Musician: Yeah, hell yeah, man.
- Mark Borchardt: If I can find 3,000 people like you across this country, man, I'm in business.
- Friend/Musician: Of course, man, I mean... Shit, that's what "Rush" tickets were.
- Mark Borchardt: They're making a mockery of my words, man. This whole thing is turning out to be a theatrical mockery. You understand that, Mike?
- Friend/Musician: No,
- Mark Borchardt: Well, you will.
- Mark Borchardt: I'm gonna wake up to hell tomorrow, man. Those credit cards ain't gonna look nice, man. But I'm always a man for my word. Mike Schank, you happy?
- Friend/Musician: Yeah, I'm happy.
- Mark Borchardt: How happy are you, man?
- Friend/Musician: I'm very happy.
- Mark Borchardt: Well good, man, cuz don't drink. You're gonna set the world's record. OK, man. I'm cooled down, but... Hey I'm serious, man. If I missed somebody or anything, man, thanks a million for, uh, for helping out, man. Cuz I... I couldn't have, whatever, done it.