Susanne Blakeslee nel ruolo di...
Wanda • Mom • Anti-Wanda • Mrs. Turner • H2Olga • Waitress • Witch • Computer Voice • Fairy #3 • Kid #2 • Old Lady • Old Woman • Woman • Astronaut Mom • Audience Member #1 • Blonda • Boy's Grandma • Cheerleaders • Choir • Crepes Suzette • Customer • Elf Mom • Elmer's Mom • Fan #2 • Female Lifeguard • Female Truck Driver • Firewoman • Florence Henderson • Frog • Game Voice • Gigglepie • Jessie • Lady Goat • Leprechaun Mom • Lunchlady • Ma Turnbaum • Man • Mangy Cat • Mighty Mom • Mom Turner • Mrs. Buxaplenty • Mrs. Chamberland • Mrs. Dinkleburg • Mrs. Mom Turner • Mrs. Quack • Museum Guide • Nurse • Nurse Quack • Older Lady • PA Annoucer • Patron #1 • Polly • Princess Fairy • Princess Galaxandra • Princess Wanda • Screaming Woman • Security System Voice • Shady Ride Operator • Snoop's Friend #2 • Snooty Fairy #2 • Snow Wanda • Sophie • Spanish Teacher • Spinster • Supermodel • Surfer Girl • Teacher One • Tour Guide • Troll Girl • Turbo Mom • Unicorn #2 • Villager • WandaMiss Doombringer • Wandalyn • Woman #1 • Wonder Gal • Writer's Mom
- Mom Turner: Timmy, you know you're not supposed to make your father scream like a girl three times in one day.
- Timmy Turner: I wish I could leave this room inconspicuously.
- [Cosmo turns his desk legs into rockets. Timmy blasts through the ceiling]
- Timmy Turner: Aaaagggghhh!
- Wanda: [to Cosmo] It means without being noticed.
- Cosmo: Well, if he wasn't screaming, he wouldn've been noticed.
- Mom Turner: [Timmy is eating ceral like a dog] He sure is hungry.
- Dad Turner: No, no, that's just the way all kids eat cereal now; face first. I'm hip!
- [Starts to eat his cereal like Timmy]
- Timmy Turner: [School bus arrives] School bus! School bus! Chase! Chase! Chase! Chase!
- Dad Turner: Wow, does Timmy love school or what?
- [Sticks face into cup of hot coffee]
- Dad Turner: Oww, hot! It doesn't work with hot!
- Wanda: Look at our chart. 99.9% Timmy. 0.01% Other.
- Timmy Turner: What's the other?
- Wanda, Cosmo: Timmy!
- Wanda: [Wanda is reading a book in the "All Men are Morons" section of the library] Oh, Hillary! How did you put up with it?
- [theme song]
- Chorus: Timmy is an average kid that no one understands / Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands!
- Vicky: BED, TWERP!
- Chorus: The doom and gloom, up in his room / is broken instantly / by his magic little fish, who grant his every wish / Cause in reality, they are his... OddParents, Fairly OddParents!
- Wanda: Wands and wings!
- Cosmo: Floaty crowny things!
- Chorus: OddParents, Fairly OddParents! Really mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod!
- Timmy Turner: Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice! Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!
- Chorus: OddParents, Fairy OddParents! It flips your lid, when you are the kid with Fairly OddParents!
- Vicky: Yeah, right!
- [Vicky gets zapped]