Paulo Costanzo nel ruolo di...
Alexander Cabot
- Alexander Cabot: You know what? I still don't understand why you're here.
- Alexandra Cabot: I'm here because I was in the comic book.
- Alexander Cabot: What?
- Alexandra Cabot: Nothing.
- Josie McCoy: [Alexander runs in girl's bathroom with the girls to talk about the band] Alexander!
- Alexander Cabot: What? If we're having a meeting, I should be here.
- Josie McCoy: It's a ladies room!
- Alexander Cabot: Yeah, you know, nothin' I haven't seen before!
- Valerie: [Searches her jacket] You know, does anyone have change for a tampon?
- Alexander Cabot: I'll be outside.
- [Runs out, Val slams the door in his face]
- Alexander Cabot: [after listening to a subliminal message] I want a vintage tee... and Heath Ledger.
- Josie McCoy: [Running into her hotel room to find just Alexandra and Alexander in it. Alexander is surrounded by a pile of "Red Bull" energy drink cans] Val?
- Alexander Cabot: [Totally caffeined up to the nines] Whoa! The return of the superstar!
- Josie McCoy: What's going on? And where are Mel and Val?
- Alexandra Cabot: Since when do you care. Oh, we heard what you said, Bitchy McBitch. Wish I'd said it.
- Alexander Cabot: They're gone, Josie! They're gone! And I hope you're happy. No more band! Just like The Beatles, just like the Jackson Five, just like A Flock of Seagulls! Caw!
- Alexander Cabot: [He picks up a can of "Red Bull"]
- Alexander Cabot: These are so good. You want one of these?
- Alexandra Cabot: So, what's the moral of the story here - freaks should date other freaks?
- Alexander Cabot: No, I think the moral of the story here is you should be happy with who you are. This whole time we've been spending money on expensive clothes to impress people. Never made me happy. No! Happ - -Oh, my gosh.Happiness is on the inside! I'm not this.
- [Takes off his jacket and shakes it]
- Alexander Cabot: I'm not what I wear. I'm not what I wear!
- Alexander Cabot: [Starts removing the rest of his expensive clothes] You should think about this.
- Alexander Cabot: Hey, I can't be everywhere at once!
- Melody: Oh, wouldn't it be cool if you could, though? I could be in here... and the living room! I could be in the bathroom and the living room!