- [talking to a TV camera]
- Sing: I want to say hello to my parents and my Kung Fu master, but they're all dead.
- Sing: [singing] Using Tai Chi Kung Fu to make steamed buns - what a brilliant notion. Fill the pot from heaven with sweet buns; fantastic when done. You're a Kung Fu master, I can see, and your homemade treats look so tasty.
- Sing: [to an enraged Hooking Leg] Please calm down. Anger destroys the soul.
- Hooking Leg (Second Brother): Calm down? If I didn't calm down, I would have killed you guys sooner!
- [picks up a cleaver]
- Sing: [after his team gets brutally beaten by Team Gangster] Why don't you stop them? They're being unlawful!
- Golden Leg Fung: I'm the referee! I won't stop them!
- Sing: What do you mean by that? You basically want us to die!
- Golden Leg Fung: [blows his whistle] You! Out of the game!
- Sing: Have you gone nuts?
- Golden Leg Fung: This is a test! If none of you can pass it, then you can't play in the soccer league!
- Sing: Well, this is a soccer game! This isn't a war!
- Golden Leg Fung: The final soccer game is a war.
- Sing: I said... that's no way to kick.
- Golden Leg Fung: You think you can do better?
- Sing: There must exist a fusion of mind and foot.
- Team Gangster Player: My wife needs me. She's about to have a baby.
- Sing: Can't she wait till the game's over?
- Golden Leg Fung: [examining Sing's leg] Brother, this is the real deal. It seems like a normal leg... like any other.
- Sing: It's Shaolin Mighty Steel Leg. It's patented.
- Iron Shirt Tin (Third Brother): Time is money, don't you know that? I've lost a fortune just talking to you!
- Golden Leg Fung: What if you kick the ball and it hits an aeroplane and comes crashing down? Did you think of that?
- Sing: Well, no.
- Golden Leg Fung: I'm sure no one here would cheat, so...
- Team Gangster Player: [a wrench falls out of the bottom of his shorts] Oh, excuse me. I'm a mechanic. It's how I earn my living. I always keep this close, you know, so I won't lose it. I'm on call.
- [casually puts wrench back in shorts]
- Iron Shirt Tin (Third Brother): [dials phone] Hello? Listen, Chun, this is Frog calling. I need to say something that I've been holding inside all these lonely years. The thing is, I love you.
- Kung: [man's voice over the phone] This isn't Chun. It's Kung.
- Iron Shirt Tin (Third Brother): Oh. I'm sorry, Kung. Just tell your wife what I said and tell her it's from the bottom of my heart. Please.
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By what name was Shaolin Soccer (2001) officially released in Canada in English?
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