Joel Murray nel ruolo di...
Doug Shapiro
- Jim Permatteo: Nice camera, you making a movie?
- Shapiro: Yeah.
- Jim Permatteo: [to Shannon] Well, what do you know, lovekins? We've got ourselves a director over here!
- Shannon Permatteo: How exciting! What kind of movie is it?
- Shapiro: Well, have you ever heard of Bayou Beavers?
- Jim Permatteo: [enthusiastically] Sure!
- Shannon Permatteo: [confused] No.
- Jim Permatteo: [realizing his wife is sitting right next to him] No.
- Shawn: Are y'all ready to see something really scary? Huh? Are you all ready? Everyone who's ready say, "Oh yeah!"
- [silence]
- Shawn: Okay, I'm gonna do it anyway. Here we go.
- [stops the boat]
- Shawn: Okay, folks. I'm gonna shut the lights off for a second. And once your eyes adjust, you'll be able to see some of the ghost lights just hovering above the water over to the right at Kwaj Island.
- [powers off the lights on the boat]
- Shawn: [moments pass]
- Jenna: I don't see anything.
- Shawn: Uh, just wait 'til your eyes adjust.
- Misty: They're adjusted, there's just nothing there.
- Shapiro: Hey, can we get those lights going again? You're killing all my camera shots.
- [suddenly, marsh vapors start materializing]
- Shannon Permatteo: Jim, look! I think I see something!
- Shawn: That's right! Yeah, you see? Not one, but TWO ghosts! See? I told y'all!
- Jim Permatteo: Isn't that just a chemical reaction from the water and the gases?
- Shawn: NO NO NO, MAN! It's the ghosts! Look!
- Marcus: Nah, bro. Those are marsh vapors. I've seen this on TV.
- Shawn: [frustrated] Hell, man, why'd ya even all come then? They're ghosts!
- Marcus: Oh, you're right!
- [pause]
- Marcus: Except no.
- [Marcus and Jenna laugh. Marcus looks over to see Jenna scratching her crotch; he takes his arm away from behind her on the seat]
- Marcus: Dammit...