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King Calvin
- Eugene: [offscreen; Interrupting the start of the Terribly Deep Thinkers' signing of the "Lost at Sea" document] Wait!
- [Eugene comes in as the penguin crowd is gasping and murmuring]
- Eugene: I wish to say a few words of remembrance.
- King Calvin: Proceed, fool
- Agonysia: Oh! Do be brief
- Eugene: Most of you knew Princess Crystal as future queen. But she was also my best friend.
- [Crystal's maids and Philip crys, as with the rest of the crowd]
- [Pup leads every penguin in Royal Rookery Rock to follow to where the Princesses are]
- Agonysia: Who are you going to trust - our most dreaded predator or us?
- King Calvin: Button your beak, Agonysia!
- Princess Crystal: Mother!
- Princess Lucinda: Father!
- King Calvin: Lucinda!
- Queen Penelope: Crystal!
- Princess Crystal: Eugene!
- Eugene: Princess!
- Princess Lucinda: Phillip.
- Phillip: Lucy?
- [Calvin, Penelope and the rest of the crowd turn toward the Terribly Deep Thinkers]
- King Calvin: Deep Thinkers!
- [the Deep Thinkers stops and turns around toward the crowd. Agonysia drops the "Lost at Sea" document]
- [King Calvin is stammering]
- Queen Penelope: Cal, why don't you cool off in an ice-cold bath?
- King Calvin: Uh, try to get some rest then, hmm?
- Princess Crystal: [Offscreen in bed; Calvin exits her room] Good night, Dad.
- [Cut to her onscreen]
- Princess Crystal: [to Penelope] Do you believe me, Mom?
- [Door opens & closes offscreen, as she continues]
- Princess Crystal: About Santa Claus?
- Queen Penelope: I believe that you believe.
- [Crystal sighs]
- Queen Penelope: Oh, there, there. Things will look brighter in the morning. They always do.
- [Penelope kiss Crystal in her left cheek and slowly exits her room. Crystal feels sad about what the Terribly Deep Thinkers had recently did]
- King Calvin: Hmm. What's on your great minds today, Deep Thinkers?
- Derridommis: Oh, nothing less than the future of the colony, Your Highnesses.
- Agonysia: [offscreen] Your Majesties, we, the Terribly Deep Thinkers,
- Agonysia: feel your pain.
- Derridommis: Unpleasant circumstances aside, the colony...
- Derridommis: [offscreeen] ... requires a new sucessor.
- Mortmottimes: [Rolls out document] This document legally declares your daughters... lost at sea.
- Agonysia: And we, the new heirs to the throne.
- Derridommis: A secure future makes a pleasant present.
- Mortmottimes: [Cackles] Sign on the dotted line.
- [Agonysia takes a feather out of Mortmottimes to use as a quail. As she presents it to Queen Penelope, Penelope sobs at the missing Princesses. During the process, Phillip watches aside from them]
- King Calvin: No! They're still out there... somewhere. I can feel it in my heart.
- Agonysia: Mmm, take another week to mourn.
- Mortmottimes: We'll be back.
- Agonysia: It breaks our hearts too, Your Majesty, but the facts speak for themselves. Derridommis?
- Derridommis: Fact: Princess Crystal is hardly the proper penguin princess.
- Mortmottimes: She consorts with a common fool.
- Derridommis: She doesn't swim with the flock.
- Mortmottimes: She can't swim at all.
- Agonysia: She waddles alone.
- Mortmottimes: She agitates the children with subversive stories.
- Derridommis: She's a rebel.
- Queen Penelope: But these are only opinions disguised as facts.
- [Agonysia gasps]
- Queen Penelope: Don't you see? All you've done is prove that Crystal waddles to the best of her own drummer, just like her father. Is that against penguin law?
- King Calvin: [Chuckles] I hope not, or I'd rotting away in the dungeon, wouldn't I?
- Agonysia: Perhaps maternal instincts have impaired Her Majesty's objectivity.
- Queen Penelope: Crystal is future queen, Lady Agonysia, and that is that.
- [from trailer]
- Female Narrator: Princess Crystal is heir to the throne.
- King Calvin: First hatch inherits the crown.
- [the penguin crowd of Royal Rookery Rock cheers to Crystal]
- Female Narrator: Her sister Lucinda... is not.
- Princess Lucinda: O-oooo-oh. I should be future queen. Everyone knows,
- Princess Lucinda: [hits beach ball] I'm the better bird.
- King Calvin, Queen Penelope, Agonysia, Mortmottimes, Derridommis, Eugene, Phillip, The Wing Maidens, The Crowd of Royal Rookery Rock: [together] Happy hatchday to you / Happy hatchday to you / You're looking real swell / Since you shattered your shell / Happy Ha-aaa-atchday to yo-oooo-ou
- Princess Crystal: [sighs] No one who cares about knowledge would burn those wonderful scrolls.
- King Calvin: [Stammers] That's what you're upset about.
- King Calvin: [Stammers] What about the bright future you threw away?
- King Calvin: [Stammers] And over what? Santa Claus indeed!
- King Calvin: [sighs] One tries to be a good father.
- Princess Crystal: You were the best father. You taught me not to lie, and I didn't.
- Queen Penelope: [to her King] Do something.
- King Calvin: Oh, as King...
- King Calvin: [Clears throat] um, well, I have the right, um...
- King Calvin: [Clears throat] That is, I believe I have the right to dismiss, all charges, and, grant a pardon.
- Queen Penelope: You do.
- King Calvin: I shall then, uh, grant a pardon, if Crystal simply admits her mistake.
- Princess Crystal: But Father.
- King Calvin: [Minmicks Crystal] "I'm sorry. I was wrong. There is no Santa Claus."
- King Calvin: Just say it.
- [Crystal looks at the Wing Maidens, and she told the truth]
- Baby Princess Lucinda: [the second penguin baby is growling at Baby Princess Crystal, the "future queen"] Grrr...!
- King Calvin: Oh, and you my dear, shall be Lucinda.
- Narrator: [Chuckles; grabs her] Last but not least.
- King Calvin: Little Lucinda turned many shades of green, but only first-hatched could be the future queen.
- Baby Princess Lucinda: [Blows a raspberry at Baby Crystal] Phffft.
- Baby Princess Crystal: [Giggles at Baby Lucy] Ha, ha, ha ha.
- Baby Princess Crystal: [Penelope picks up a just-hatched baby] Mama. Mama.
- King Calvin: Oh. She has your beak, Penelope
- Queen Penelope: We shall call her, Crystal.
- Mortmottimes: Pistol? Why-why-why, that's no name for a future queen. Isn't that ridiculous?
- Agonysia, Derridommis: Crystal!