Nikocado Avocado & Orlin Home - The Movie

Could not take my eyes off the screen. Absolute eye-candy. So much fan service. I am an AVID enjoyer and stan of the nikocado avocado youtube series. I love how the movie portrays nickolas perry as a man who just wants to eat and has no second thoughts about stopping, when he REALY should. Sugmanards. I would recommend this movie if you enjoy a blob of lard filling their mouth with things that poison ones body. I am pretty sure that this guy will live another 2 years. Praise the all mighty xi jing ping. I love golf and i beleive that if you start playing your mental fortitude will increase by 40%. Suck my nuts.

TBH this is my favorite film of all time. It perfectly captures the horror of Nikocado's eating habits while displaying the romantic tension between Nick and my good pal Orlin. No other romance film could top this. (keep in mind I've seen La La Land and the Before trilogy.) Nick and Orlin are the best couple on screen to date. As horrific as this film is, it is also as equally hilarious. Every time Nikocado physically abused my good pal Orlin Home, I bellowed with laughter. I especially loved the film score when they played "Get Got" by Death Grips because it only elevates the horror of this movie and "Just" by Radiohead, especially, because this song truly captures how Nick is the cause of his own problems. Truly the best film score or film I've seen in general. I can see why Martin Scorsese and Quentin Tarantino highly praise this movie as it is deserving of it. I also absolutely loved the plot twist at the end where my good pal Orlin Home gets shot and ends up dying at the end and then the camera cuts to Nick at Orlin's funeral. It really wrapped up this film oh so beautifully.