
mr_iceman
Iscritto in data dic 2002
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You can skip this movie and watch Equaliser, replace Denzel as a retired marine with Jason as a beekeeper.
You can also watch John Wick, same deal.
I mean this script where a retired super powerful ex-government enforcer now living a timid life tending to a garden of flowers suddenly called out of retirement has been done to death.
They basically even copied the script word for word with the cliched sample of "we can't find a anything about him, never flown a plane, and has no address or credit cards'
Were also presented with sheer stupidity of the actors when they ask things like "what's a beekeeper" , only for the other person to spurt out the zinger of "he protects the bees".
You can also watch John Wick, same deal.
I mean this script where a retired super powerful ex-government enforcer now living a timid life tending to a garden of flowers suddenly called out of retirement has been done to death.
They basically even copied the script word for word with the cliched sample of "we can't find a anything about him, never flown a plane, and has no address or credit cards'
Were also presented with sheer stupidity of the actors when they ask things like "what's a beekeeper" , only for the other person to spurt out the zinger of "he protects the bees".
Take a boring Viking movie, add a whole heap of mythical elements that make Harry Potter look like a non-fiction, some terrible English accents, and you get The Northman. The movie lacks a decent plot, and a soundtrack, besides the Northern backdrop, you really have nothing to watch for 2 hours. The movie is extremely predictable, and disengaging, on multiple occasions we were tempted to turn it off but we kept it running given the total votes suggested this is a 7/10. Not entirely sure how this movie got 7/10, I certainly don't think it's anywhere near that rank. Watch it if you're a die-hard Viking else skip.