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Laura Vasquez
- Agent J: [Jay is hiding Laura at the Worms' place] Here's my communicator. You'll be safe here.
- Worms: [Laura kisses Jay] Whooooh!
- Agent J: Uh... just... watch out for Neeble.
- Laura: Which one's Neeble?
- Agent J: Um... err... which one o' y'all's Neeble?
- Neeble: Yo, mama!
- Agent J: Ah, there ya go. And... uh... don't fall asleep.
- [Jay exits]
- Worms: Twister!
- Agent J: [after Jay stopped the countdown launch that was to send Laura into space] What do you mean, just leave you? I never run out on a fight.
- Laura: He took your gun. Cracked you on the head.
- Agent J: And...
- Laura: Slammed you across the room. Half the time you were on your back.
- Agent J: That's how I fight.
- Laura: When we're kids, before we're taught how to think or what to believe, our hearts tell us there is something else out there. I know what I saw. You tell me what I'm supposed to believe.
- Agent J: [Removes neuralizer from his pocket] I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to...
- Laura: Kill me?
- Agent J: No, just as little flash and everything goes back to the way it was.
- Laura: After you flash me, if I see you again will I know it's you?
- Agent J: I'll see you, but you won't see me.
- Laura: Must be hard. Must be very lonely.
- Laura: An hour ago, a man I've known my whole life vanished in front of my eyes because of a woman with things coming out of her fingers and a two-headed guy with the IQ of a cannoli. So yeah, everything's okay.
- Agent J: I'm Agent Jay. Why don't you tell me exactly what you saw?
- Laura: I saw a two-headed guy and a woman in leather.
- Agent J: Caucasian?
- Laura: Gray, with tentacles that were coming out of her hands and she used them to rip...
- Agent J: This skin off of his body. Actually, it's not skin. It's a protoplasma polymer similar to the chemical makeup of the gum you find in baseball cards. What was the last thing you ate pryor to the incident?
- Laura: Calzone.
- Agent J: What time?
- Laura: Lunch.
- Agent J: Spinach?
- Laura: Mushroom.
- Agent J: Hm. You need pie.
- Ben: [sees an employee of the month award] Here it is. Ta-da.
- Laura: Ben, I don't know what to say.
- Ben: People look at that plank years from now, you know what they'll say?
- Laura: Employee" is spelled wrong?
- Ben: Eh, they charge by the letter. People say, "imagine that. Big shot like her used to work here.
- Laura: Ben...
- Ben: You deserve it. Bring up a case of Mountain Dew from the basement.
- Laura: [looks at the cat bringing a case of Mountain Dew from the basement] Hey, Bruno.
- Serleena: Two slices of pepperoni and information about the Light of Zartha.
- Ben: Please, whoever you are, don't hurt me.
- Serleena: Where's the Light, Ben?
- Ben: I don't know what you're talking about. Please, let me down, ma'am.
- Laura: I want to report a robbery...
- [shocked when the door was open]
- Serleena: [looks at the door, looks at Scrad to check] There. Noise.
- Serleena: [when looks right] Kitchen!
- Scrad: Oh!
- Laura: [hides under the table]
- Serleena: You idiots see anything?
- Scrad: [looks at the door] Wind blew the door open.
- Charlie: Nothing out of the ordinary.