I Was Honey Boo Boo

"I Was Honey Boo Boo" is a story of remorse -- for the viewers. It reminds me of Shakespeare, in that it was an epic human tragedy to make in the first place. If you really think about it, who is actually being exploited here?

Yes, the attempts to make some of the characters more sympathetic does break some ground, but I think that description would apply equally to a new landfill. As Alana and her family (mother especially) descend into Dante's "Inferno", it made me think of the usefulness of dumpster fires.

Perhaps it would be more interesting to watch, if you play "Boo Boo Shots" while viewing: every time "Boo Boo" is spoken, everyone has to take a shot -- perhaps of "Boo-berry" liqueur (hope your livers are strong!) And keep your barf bags handy, as sugar bears, pumpkins and other cutesy names litter the project like a saccharine sewer.

While it may seem a challenge as to improving this movie, maybe there could have been a "Alana Honey Boo Boo Thompson v. JonBenét Ramsey Cage Match" segment (c'mon AI, THIS is what you are for!) And why wasn't someone like Roseanne cast for the role of Mama June?

Well, if you were looking for at least one redeeming moment in the denouement, it was that this horrorshow actually did have to come to an end after more than two hours of torture.

Toss this one into the disposal while you can.

Basically other than the first five minutes of the show, everything else you've seen on Toddlers and Tiaras, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Mama June: Hot to Not, Mama June: Family Emergency is told from Alana's perspective...which all of those shows literally had her perspective so you're not missing it.

What this really is, is Alana looking back at it as a college student, which isn't saying much because shes basically had the same view as before. It doesn't have any of her sisters input nor Mama June's.

It's like watching a tired zoo animal perform the same tricks again and again but in a more decrepit state. 2/10 wouldn't recommend. 2 stars basically because the actors deserved better

I wouldn't even recommend creating a FRNDLY account and trial, the app sucks, and YOU CANT EVEN SKIP THROUGH.

True confession: Honey Boo Boo is my reality TV junk food. I've followed the family since the beginning, so I know the story of the Shannon clan pretty well. What can I say? I'm stubborn about quitting things. Anyway, it only makes sense that a TV movie about their lives would end up on Lifetime (my other secret addiction). And surprisingly this television adaptation is shockingly accurate as it follows the family's turmoil as they navigate sudden stardom and worse. Narrated by the real Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson, it plays like a CliffsNotes version of over a decade of the family's highs and lows. I'm sure most folks will laugh at the notion that it is well made endeavor, but director Katie Boland and writer Emily Silver accurately depict events rather well. Also, a huuuuuuuge shout out should go to the casting director, who managed to find folks who really resembled their real-life counterparts. Neil Chinneck as Sugar Bear, Richard Emerson as Geno and Keith Alexander as Dralin are all great in their roles. Special shout out to the production designer who made sure Justin had the appropriate "King" necklace too. However, the real praise should fall to the three leading ladies on whom the film is built upon. Now, some might recoil at the notion that a TV movie about Honey Boo Boo actually has good acting, but the trio of lead roles (Mama June, Honey Boo Boo, and Pumpkin) are really well done. Chelsea Larkin has the unenviable task of essaying June and, while she might not look exactly like her (thank goodness!), she has Mama June's mannerisms down. Isabelle Ayres plays the teenage Alana aka Honey Boo Boo and really handles the complex emotional role well for a debuting actress and even sounds exactly like her at times. However, nothing could prepare me for Georgia Small as the grown-up Pumpkin. She sounds so much like her and had her mannerisms down that sometimes I thought it was the real Pumpkin on screen. It was eerie. Honey Boo Boo the show is kind of like that old pro wrestling adage: For fans, no explanation is necessary, and for critics, no explanation will do. I'm sure most will scoff at the idea of this even existing, but for what it is, the entire team did a great job.

I had totally forbotten all about this family until i noticed this show and said i might waste a bit laughing.. i didnt.. i got depressed. The cut away of Alana voicing over is desperate.. especially the facial expression and "the goo goo juice eyeballs" are still there.

Just another money grab, as they explained the whole way thru the show, every moment was a money grabbing moment for Mama June.. So did she do this doc for free.. she did in her fifteen chins... The actors and actresses bless their cotton socks did a fantastic job show how shallow they were and.. what wa with the constant LENS FLARE BLOOM EFFECT... 9 outa 10 for the scares every time that Behemoth spoke.. 1 out of ten for interest or whatever.

June is the most awful mother ever. I can't stand her. I cringe when I see anything about her. They absolutely nailed the characters in this movie. Alana is amazing. She's going to go so far in life. June needs to be locked up for life as the worse mother ever. Definitely recommend this movie. The acting scenes characters are just great. They nailed pumpkin and Justin. Lifetime did really good with this one. I like that Alana finally got to tell her side of the story the truth about her horrible mother. Least she raised some great daughters without her guidance. June is lucky she's not in jail where she belongs!