fluffchop

This movie bites off more than it can chew, with aliens and sharks and sunken treasure. There's no nudity to help it out. The special effects are really quite bad.

The aliens have nefarious intentions towards humanity and say they control the oceans. They make sharks attack people. Because sharks really need to be coerced into attacking people right?!

So it's mix of bad to worse with a good measure of dreadful thrown in.

On the other hand if you like to watch these sorts of shark movies as I do, then you'll pretty much watch anything that comes you way when you see it.

All these movies are descendants of Jaws. I blame Peter Benchley.

Deep in the woods on the 4th of July, siblings Nate and Angela must face off against the zombies of American presidents, and their worst nightmare -- spending an entire evening together.

This movie runs for 1hr22mins but seems much longer. I dunno maybe it's like the way it's paced which is probably slowly but doesn't feel slow. Yet it did seem to take ages to get to the end.

The acting is good. There aren't too many kills and there isn't any nudity. So it's got those things working against it lol.

They have some random past Presidents of the United States of America show up but they're zombies.

It's a watchable movie, not a lot happens but it's a fairly original premise in the way it all happens.

Don't expect to much, a few laughs (maybe), and easy to follow story line and some good production values and decent acting.

I'd watch it again and almost enjoyed it, at least it held my interest throughout. So I scored it a 7/10.

Good title, Raiders of the Lost Shark.

Nice collection of women.

Fake as f&%k shark but still somehow good enough for this production.

There is a shark as you can tell from the title. It likes to eat people as they all do in these types of movies.

So it's a matter of sitting back and watching the story unfold.

You can't expect Jaws quality film making in all of these films, however Jaws really has a lot to answer for being the one that started it all.

BTW watch Jaws again and see how the shark comes of as pretty fake in places. Not to mention the fashion horror. I still like Jaws and I still watch every one of these shark movies.

I still won't go in the water.