Ann-Margret credited as playing...
Rusty Martin
- Rusty Martin: Can you help me, please?
- Lucky Jackson: Can we help you? Yes ma'am.
- Rusty Martin: Well, then, I'd like you to check my motor, it whistles.
- Lucky Jackson: I don't blame it!
- Lucky Jackson: Look Rusty, I thought maybe you and I could go dancing or something.
- Rusty Martin: So you wanna go dancing?
- Lucky Jackson: Or something.
- Rusty Martin: It should be obvious that I'm completely indifferent to anything this boy might give me... it's a tree!
- Rusty Martin: What does he need a gun for?
- Lucky Jackson: To shoot you if you don't get outta the way!
- Lucky Jackson: Where you from, Rusty?
- Rusty Martin: Dubuque.
- Lucky Jackson: Well whaddya know, I've never been there myself, but its interesting that you're from good old Dubuque.
- Rusty Martin: Before you get too attached to 'good old Dubuque', we moved there from Chillicothe, Ohio.
- Lucky Jackson: Chillicothe, Ohio, well, how about that, I've never been there either.
- Rusty Martin: Hey, I just don't understand this part of you, I really don't.
- Lucky Jackson: What do you mean this part of me - it is me!
- Rusty Martin: Can you lend me a car until you get mine running again?
- Lucky Jackson: We'll do better than that - I'll be happy to drive you wherever you want to go.
- Rusty Martin: And why should you go to all that bother?
- Lucky Jackson: Cause around here I'm known as your very bothering mechanic.
- Rusty Martin: I'm sure you are.
- Rusty Martin: I heard about your money, Lucky, I'm sorry.
- Lucky Jackson: It's only money.
- Rusty Martin: Only money! Do you realise how hard it is to earn money?
- Lucky Jackson: But I won it.
- Lucky Jackson: I guess you got big plans for your future, don't you?
- Rusty Martin: You'll probably find it very dull and commonplace but I want to earn enough money to help my father buy a boat.
- Lucky Jackson: I'll trade you in this honeymoon for your pool table, cause you don't need it.
- Rusty Martin: I don't need a honeymoon!
- Rusty Martin: Meet me at the University of Nevada tomorrow.
- Lucky Jackson: You must be kidding?
- Rusty Martin: No!
- Lucky Jackson: What are they teaching you? How to stack cards, deal from the bottom of the deck, or what?
- Lucky Jackson: You won't understand, will you, baby?
- Rusty Martin: Don't call me baby!
- Lucky Jackson: Okay, baby.
- Lucky Jackson: Good morning, I've been looking for you all night.
- Rusty Martin: Really? You must be desperate to find a motor that needs fixing.
- Rusty Martin: What did you say?
- Count Elmo Mancini: Oh, forgive my friend Miss. He's very young. We'll be very happy to check your motor.
- [Rusty turns around and walks away towards her car]
- Lucky Jackson: That's what I call a *real* sporty model.
- Count Elmo Mancini: Oh, I agree! A beautiful line.
- Rusty Martin: [singing] He's got about as much appeal, As a soggy cigarette, The lady loathes him, But he doesn't know it yet.
- Lucky Jackson: The lady's got a crush on me.
- Rusty Martin: The gentleman's crazy, obviously.
- Lucky Jackson: The lady's dying to be kissed.
- Rusty Martin: The gentleman needs a psychiatrist. I'd rather kiss a rattlesnake or play Russian roulette.
- Lucky Jackson: The lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet...
- Lucky Jackson: [singing] She's falling fast, She's on the skids.
- Rusty Martin: Both of his heads, Are flipping their lids.
- Lucky Jackson: Tonight she'll hold me, In her arms.
- Rusty Martin: I'd rather hold, Hydrogen bombs. Will someone tell this Romeo, I'm not his Juliet.
- Lucky Jackson: The lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet...