Annette Andre credited as playing...
Philia
- [last lines]
- Pseudolus: [sung] Lovers divided, get coincided - something for everyone...
- Hero, Philia: A comedy tonight!
- Pseudolus: Father and mother, get one another.
- Domina: Something for everyone...
- Senex: [whispers] A tragedy tonight.
- Miles Gloriosus: I get the twins, they get the best!
- Erronius: I get a family...
- Hysterium: I get a rest.
- Soldiers: We get a few girls...
- Lycus: I'll get some new girls.
- Pseudolus: I get the thing I want to be...
- Hero: [spoken] Free.
- Pseudolus: Free!
- Pseudolus, Hero, Philia, Domina, Senex, Miles Gloriosus, Erronius, Hysterium, Soldiers, Lycus: Free, free, free, free - Nothing for kings, nothing for crowns! Something for lovers, liars and clowns - What is the moral? Must be a moral. Here is the moral wrong or right - Morals tomorrow, comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy - tonight!