Bill Bixby credited as playing...
James J. Jamison III
- James J. Jamison III: [Discussing Jamison Jammies] We have a new item coming out this year. But I gotta tell you, it's so sheer, you don't know where the jammies stop and the girl starts.
- Bartender: [Salacious chuckling, then a straight face] Forget it. I got six kids already, more I don't need, right?
- James J. Jamison III: Right. How about something in flannel?
- James J. Jamison III: Hey, you know something? You really have lousy timing. Of course, born losers usually do.
- Scott Heyward: Now look, if you're talking about the race...
- James J. Jamison III: I'm talking about you sticking your nose in where it doesn't concern you. I hope you know how to take care of yourself. I call... karate!
- Scott Heyward: Oh, shut up!
- [Scott belts James with a Kid Galahad K.O. punch that knocks him over the sofa and out cold]
- 'Scott Heyward': Come on, JJ, let's bust outta this here corral and stampede us some excitement!
- James J. Jamison III: [to Gloria] You ready to go?
- Gloria: Ready, willing and - able.
- James J. Jamison III: You could start a whole new fad.
- Dianne Carter: What?
- James J. Jamison III: Topless water-skiing.
- Dianne Carter: These are lovely rooms, James. Very exotic.
- James J. Jamison III: Well, they should be. They call it the Sultan's Suite and I take it every year.
- Dianne Carter: Where do you keep your harem?