Eddie Bracken credited as playing...
Bob Carson
- Clark: They're sending Henry in!
- George: Yeah, we're gonna go sit closer so you can see better.
- Mary Rowengartner: Come on, let's go get seats.
- Bob Carson: Seats? You mean down on the field level?
- Mary Rowengartner: Yeah.
- Bob Carson: No, no, no. Please, that's too dangerous.
- Mary Rowengartner: Why?
- Bob Carson: Me, the owner of the Cubs sitting down with the fans? They'd kill me.
- Ernie: Mr. Carson's last year as team owner, he must be really depressed.
- Bob Carson: Oh boy, Fish, look a decoder ring... I got it out of the Cracker Jack box... look it fits on your finger.
- Larry Fisher: Yeah, yeah, that's great, Uncle Bob.
- [Whispers to assistant]
- Larry Fisher: That man is turning into a cracker jack.
- Carson's Hot Dog Vendor: Hot dog here! Get your...
- Bob Carson: Four hot dogs, please.
- Carson's Hot Dog Vendor: All right sir, coming right up. Here you are... .
- Bob Carson: [hands the vendor $1] Thank you!
- Carson's Hot Dog Vendor: What, are you kidding, Mac? You're eleven bucks short! They're three bucks a piece!
- Bob Carson: [surprised] Three dollars for a hot dog?