Ben Kingsley credited as playing...
The Hood
- The Hood: You're a formidable opponent Lady Penelope, more than a match for most men.
- Lady Penelope: That's not saying much then, is it?
- Alan Tracy: Keep backing up... I've got a plan.
- Alan Tracy: [Alan pulls out a rock catapult, aims it at The Hood and misses]
- Tintin: That's your plan?
- The Hood: It's not me you're angry at, Alan.
- Alan Tracy: It's not you I'm aiming at.
- Alan Tracy: [He shoots again hitting the console behind the Hood. The floor beneath Alan, TinTin and Fermat collapses]
- Alan Tracy, Tintin, Fermat: Ahhhhhh
- The Hood: Get Them!
- The Hood: [to Parker, while manipulating him with his powers] I suggest you let us pass.
- Lady Penelope: Don't try your parlor games on me, you sad little man. You've committed a serious crime, trespassing on this island. And in about
- [Parker shows the time on his watch to Lady Penelope]
- Lady Penelope: four seconds,
- [Parker puts his watch away]
- Lady Penelope: I'm gonna get quite cross with you!
- [Lady Penelope is about to kick the Hood; but is stopped by his powers]
- The Hood: [seeing Lady Penelope push Transom toward the edge of the pool] You're a formidable opponent, Lady Penelope! More than a match for most men!
- Lady Penelope: That's not saying much, then is it?
- [Lady Penelope does a high kick and Transom goes flying and splashes into the pool]
- The Hood: [the Hood and his minions, Transom and Mullion notice Lady Penelope and Parker standing at the stairway] Whom do we have here?
- [summoning Mullion]
- The Hood: Mullion!
- Mullion: [Mullion then jumps from the staircase and starts fighting position] I must warn you, that I know Judo, Krav Maga, and Taekwando!
- [Mullion jumps from the coffee table onto the floor]
- Lady Penelope: [motioning to Parker] And I know Parker.
- Parker: [Parker hands Lady Penelope her umbrella and hat to hold] Milady?
- [Parker then sucker-punches Mullion in the nose and Mullion groans]
- Mullion: You've broken my nose!
- Parker: [to Mullion, after hitting his nose] Yes, that was very much the intention of the manoeuvre.
- [Transom comes up behind Lady Penelope and Lady Penelope hits her from behind]
- Lady Penelope: [whilst fighting Transom] One tries so hard in life... to sort things out... on an intellectual level...
- [continues with fighting and hitting Transom]
- Lady Penelope: But sometimes...
- [while dodging punches by Transom]
- Lady Penelope: it's just... not... . possible!
- [punches Transom in the stomach]
- The Hood: [Lady Penelope does a somersault flip onto the Tracy's couch and The Hood applauds] Ahhhh! Lady Penelope! Of course he has his palace. Why not his princess?
- Lady Penelope: [looking at The Hood] Flattery will get you nowhere!
- The Hood: [the Hood and his minions, Transom and Mullion notice Lady Penelope and Parker standing at the stairway] Whom do we have here?
- [summoning Mullion]
- The Hood: Mullion!
- Mullion: [Mullion then jumps from the staircase and starts fighting position] I must warn you, that I know Judo, Krav Maga, and Taekwando!
- [Mullion jumps from the coffee table onto the floor]
- Lady Penelope: [motioning to Parker] And I know Parker.
- Parker: [Parker hands Lady Penelope her umbrella and hat to hold] Milady?
- [Parker then sucker-punches Mullion in the nose and Mullion groans]
- Mullion: You've broken my nose!
- Parker: [to Mullion, after hitting his nose] Yes, that was very much the intention of the manoeuvre.
- [Transom comes up behind Lady Penelope and Lady Penelope hits her from behind]
- Lady Penelope: [whilst fighting Transom] One tries so hard in life... to sort things out... on an intellectual-slash-conversational level...
- [continues with fighting and hitting Transom]
- Lady Penelope: But sometimes...
- [while dodging punches by Transom]
- Lady Penelope: it's just... not... . possible!
- [punches Transom in the stomach]