Sophia Myles: Lady Penelope

Thunderbirds

Lady Penelope

Lady Penelope: [arriving at Tracy Island after they send the emergency signal] This doesn't look good, Parker.
Parker: No, Milady.
Lady Penelope: [points with her pink umbrella to a potted plant on a nearby table] That Bougainvillea is absolutely parched!
[points behind her to an old wooden hammock]
Lady Penelope: And someone should do something about that *hideous* hammock!
[Lady Penelope and Parker then proceed into the Tracy house]

The Hood: You're a formidable opponent Lady Penelope, more than a match for most men.
Lady Penelope: That's not saying much then, is it?

Lady Penelope: [Lady Penelope is being carried off by The Hood's minion, Mullion]
Lady Penelope: Put me down! This outfit is couture!

The Hood: [to Parker, while manipulating him with his powers] I suggest you let us pass.
Lady Penelope: Don't try your parlor games on me, you sad little man. You've committed a serious crime, trespassing on this island. And in about
[Parker shows the time on his watch to Lady Penelope]
Lady Penelope: four seconds,
[Parker puts his watch away]
Lady Penelope: I'm gonna get quite cross with you!
[Lady Penelope is about to kick the Hood; but is stopped by his powers]

The Hood: [seeing Lady Penelope push Transom toward the edge of the pool] You're a formidable opponent, Lady Penelope! More than a match for most men!
Lady Penelope: That's not saying much, then is it?
[Lady Penelope does a high kick and Transom goes flying and splashes into the pool]

The Hood: [the Hood and his minions, Transom and Mullion notice Lady Penelope and Parker standing at the stairway] Whom do we have here?
[summoning Mullion]
The Hood: Mullion!
Mullion: [Mullion then jumps from the staircase and starts fighting position] I must warn you, that I know Judo, Krav Maga, and Taekwando!
[Mullion jumps from the coffee table onto the floor]
Lady Penelope: [motioning to Parker] And I know Parker.
Parker: [Parker hands Lady Penelope her umbrella and hat to hold] Milady?
[Parker then sucker-punches Mullion in the nose and Mullion groans]
Mullion: You've broken my nose!
Parker: [to Mullion, after hitting his nose] Yes, that was very much the intention of the manoeuvre.
[Transom comes up behind Lady Penelope and Lady Penelope hits her from behind]
Lady Penelope: [whilst fighting Transom] One tries so hard in life... to sort things out... on an intellectual level...
[continues with fighting and hitting Transom]
Lady Penelope: But sometimes...
[while dodging punches by Transom]
Lady Penelope: it's just... not... . possible!
[punches Transom in the stomach]

The Hood: [Lady Penelope does a somersault flip onto the Tracy's couch and The Hood applauds] Ahhhh! Lady Penelope! Of course he has his palace. Why not his princess?
Lady Penelope: [looking at The Hood] Flattery will get you nowhere!

The Hood: [the Hood and his minions, Transom and Mullion notice Lady Penelope and Parker standing at the stairway] Whom do we have here?
[summoning Mullion]
The Hood: Mullion!
Mullion: [Mullion then jumps from the staircase and starts fighting position] I must warn you, that I know Judo, Krav Maga, and Taekwando!
[Mullion jumps from the coffee table onto the floor]
Lady Penelope: [motioning to Parker] And I know Parker.
Parker: [Parker hands Lady Penelope her umbrella and hat to hold] Milady?
[Parker then sucker-punches Mullion in the nose and Mullion groans]
Mullion: You've broken my nose!
Parker: [to Mullion, after hitting his nose] Yes, that was very much the intention of the manoeuvre.
[Transom comes up behind Lady Penelope and Lady Penelope hits her from behind]
Lady Penelope: [whilst fighting Transom] One tries so hard in life... to sort things out... on an intellectual-slash-conversational level...
[continues with fighting and hitting Transom]
Lady Penelope: But sometimes...
[while dodging punches by Transom]
Lady Penelope: it's just... not... . possible!
[punches Transom in the stomach]