Eddie Cibrian credited as playing...
Jimmy Doherty • Self
- Jimmy: I can't believe you were hooking up with Boscorelli.
- Kim: We weren't "hooking up"... What?
- Jimmy: You always jumped me the hardest when we had the worst nights.
- Kim: That's not true.
- Jimmy: Look... I care about you. I just don't want to see anyone take advantage of you, that's all.
- Kim: We were talking.
- Jimmy: Well then he seriously needs to get his suspension looked at.
- Alex: What am I, the spokesperson for N.O.W.? I don't know why your tart du jour is giving you a hassle!
- Jimmy: I'll just swear 'em off all together. No more women.
- Walsh: You ain't sleeping close to me then.
- Jimmy: Don't worry, you're not my type, I like 'em a little taller. Like DK here, now he's fine.
- DK: I'm no one's tart du jour, baby.
- Jimmy: Being a fireman, the whole neighborhood looks up to you. Being a good fireman, the other firefighters look up to you.
- Jimmy: [to Carlos] Didn't anyone ever teach you the no talking in the urinals rule? That's why there's graffiti in front of you, so you got something to read while you're keeping your mouth shut.
- [to Taylor]
- Jimmy: You should tell Bobby the truth. I've always believed that honesty is the best policy.
- [about the fire at the drug house]
- Kenny: Oh, come on man, you gotta put this out?
- Jimmy: City prefers it.
- [Kim is showing off new boots that she got]
- Kim: Laugh all you want now, but you're gonna be begging for a pair of these puppies next time we have to stand in the snow for two hours.
- Doc: When do we ever have to stand in the snow for two hours?
- Bobby: Never.
- Jimmy: What the hell are those?
- Bobby: Kim's entering the Iditarod.
- Jimmy: You get lost Knowlins? I know the streets here, they get very confusing with all the big numbers and stuff.
- Walsh: You know my neighbor's starting to cut my lawn now? I didn't ask him to, he just started doing it.
- Lombardo: Send him to my place.
- Carlos: How's he feel about painting?
- Walsh: I don't know, his place looks like crap.
- Lombardo: What about plumbing? I got a stopped toilet for about a week now.
- Jimmy: You do the same damn thing here, man.
- Walsh: What the hell do you eat, man?
- Lombardo: Your cooking.
- Jimmy: Now that makes you a hero.
- Walsh: Kiss my ass.
- Jimmy: Guess what we're doing tonight?
- Joey Doherty: What?
- Jimmy: Look at that. We're cleaning this house, all right?
- Joey Doherty: But Dad, why don't we just get a maid?
- Jimmy: A maid? What? You think I got a million dollars?
- Jimmy: [while playing cards with the guys] You ever tried to scrub old cheese out of a skillet? I got that special grease cutting detergent, they don't have anything for cutting day-old caked on cheddar, let me tell you. Same thing with laundry. I mean everything "new and improved" but they don't tell me what I should buy if I want to get a little grape juice out of a school tie? Sorry fellas, Gin.
- [everyone stares at Jimmy]
- Jimmy: What?
- D.K.: You're scaring me, man.
- Lt. Johnson: Grease cutting detergent?
- Doc: It's Boy Scout first aid. Shared body heat, skin to skin.
- Carlos: Uh, I was never in the Boy Scouts. Doherty?
- Jimmy: I'm driving.
- Carlos: [takes off his shirt] I swear, if either of you tell anybody about this...
- Jimmy: Oh, are you kidding me? When that lady pulls through she's gotta know. God, what I wouldn't do for a camera right now.