Dan Byrd credited as playing...
Carter
- David: [at the Halloween party, David is trying to hit on Shelby, after Austin dumped her] 'Sup girl?
- Shelby: [cringing] What are you supposed to be?
- David: A Three Musketeer.
- Shelby: You don't look like a candy bar!
- David: Right. Look, now that you and Austin are toast, OK, why don't *we* have our *own* little party?
- Shelby: [disgusted] Ewww! Back off, David!
- David: [trying to push Shelby into kissing her] Come on, Shelby! I know you like me!
- Shelby: [Shelby is being pushed by David] No, stop it! No! No, stop it! *Stop*!
- Carter: [Carter as Zorro, pushes in between Shelby, trying to stop David] The lady said, "Stop"!
- David: [to Carter] Oh yeah?
- Carter: Yeah!
- David: [takes Carter's costume sword] Gimme that!
- [snapping the sword in half as Carter mutters "Oh God!"]
- David: I think I just saw your life flash before your eyes!
- Carter: [going past Shelby, trying to run away] Oh yeah? Well, did you see the part where I run away?
- [throws the sword at David, then climbs on top of the stage railing, flips his Zorro hat, whips his hat then jumps down. Pause]
- Carter: That was awesome!
- David: [to Carter from distance] Oh, you're dead, Taco Boy!
- Carter: [Carter flips his hat to two girls] Ladies.
- David: [chasing Carter] You're MINE!
- Carter: [saying to several people trying to get them out of the way] Move over please!
- David: [David has cornered Carter at the bar] Whoo-whoo! It's over dude!
- Carter: Oh yeah?
- Carter: Yeah!
- Carter: Well I hate to tell you this, "dude"; but I starred in Pirates of Penzance three summers in a row!
- David: Oh yeah?
- Carter: [preparing to open the bar door] Say hello to Act 2, Scene 1!
- [Carter opens the door, with Shelby running toward Carter, her new hero; as a pumpkin flies through the air and lands on top of his head. Shelby whispers to Carter in his ear and Carter smiles and nods]
- Shelby: [the North Valley cheerleaders put on a play for the pep rally; with Shelby as the narrator; exposing the truth about Sam's "Cinderella" identity] Thank you!
- [Shelby narrates the story]
- Shelby: "Once upon a time, there was a big, strong Fighting Frog."
- [Brianna appears, as Austin, hopping like a frog on top of the cheerleaders]
- Shelby: "He had a beautiful girlfriend, and his dad owned the biggest pond in all the land. But, he still wasn't happy."
- [Caitlyn and Madison hold up the cue cards, and the crowd goes "Aww!". Shelby continues narrating]
- Shelby: "If only he could find a princess, then she could kiss him, turn him into a prince and they would run away together."
- [the cheerleaders carry in Gabriella, as "Cinderella" in her dress, and they put her down and the crowd starts laughing. Shelby continues narrating the story]
- Shelby: "One night, after the slimy Frog ditches his super-hot, senior-poll, most popular girlfriend, he meets his princess."
- Brianna: [as Austin, putting his hand out to Gabriella, as "Cinderella"] Your Highness!
- [Gabriella does a silly bow, as "Cinderella" in her dress until her underwear shows, and the crowd laughs]
- Shelby: [continues narrating] "Alas, it turns out, that not only did our Prince have a secret identity, but also had an online relationship with a pen-pal named "Princeton Girl"."
- [the cheerleaders do a handstand, showing the wall between "Austin" and "Cinderella"]
- Carter: [to Sam] This isn't good.
- Brianna: [as Austin, texting on the phone] "Dear Princeton Girl, I can't wait til we finally get to meet. You're the only one who understands the real me."
- [the crowd laughs in the background]
- Brianna: "The man who doesn't want to play USC football. But who wants to be at Princeton, with you."
- [the crowd continues laughing, with Shelby smirking, nastily]
- Austin's Dad: [to Austin, about the impersonation] What are they talking about?
- Austin: Nothing.
- Gabriella: [as "Cinderella", texting back to "Austin"] "Dear Nomad, I want you to know who I am but, I'm scared!"
- [Sam looks at her stepsisters, and the cheerleaders, horrified, embarrassed and upset]
- Gabriella: "I'm scared that you'll reject me! And... I've never had a
- [whispers]
- Gabriella: real kiss before!"
- [Caitlyn and Madison hold up the cue cards and the crowd goes "Aww!"]
- Sam: [horrified and upset] I can't believe that they're reading my emails!
- Carter: [to Sam] Sam, let's go!
- Shelby: [continues narrating] But our princess had a secret too. She wasn't royalty at all,
- [Gabriella comes onstage wearing a waitress outfit with roller-skates, and skating badly]
- Shelby: but a geek, a loser; a servant girl.
- [Gabriella roller-skates and lands into a pie, splattering herself on top of the cheerleaders with the crowd laughing loudly]
- Austin's Dad: [to Austin] Any ideas about this?
- [Austin shakes his head]
- Shelby: [chuckling nastily to herself, and finishes narrating] And, who may you ask, is this impostor?
- [motions to Sam, sticking her hand out]
- Shelby: Give it up for the pretend princess, Diner Girl, Sam Montgomery!
- [the crowd laughs really loudly, and starts chanting "Diner girl!" and continues chanting. Austin looks at Sam, horrified that he found out the truth about Sam]
- Carter: [to an utterly embarrassed and humiliated Sam, in tears] Come on.
- [Sam and Carter leave the pep rally; embarrassed and in tears, as the crowd continue chanting "Diner girl" with Shelby smirking victoriously]
- Carter: Shelby, baby, what's up?
- Shelby: And you are?
- Carter: [chuckles confidently] Yeah. Allow me... to refresh your memory.
- [gallantly kisses her hand, much to her obvious distaste]
- Carter: Zorro.
- Shelby: Ugh! You mean "Zero!"
- [to her mean girl pack:]
- Shelby: Who is he?
- Madison: That's Carter Ferrell. He's the guy you cheat off in Algebra ll.
- Shelby: The freak who hums show tunes?
- [Madison and Caitlyn both nod]