Tim Key credited as playing...
Side Kick Simon
- Pat Farrell: The angels came and carried Molly away.
- Simon: [looks at photo of Molly] There must have been quite a few angels.
- Side Kick Simon: We've got a text here from Joy in Diss who says "An easy way to solve the problems in Israel"
- Alan Partridge: A thorny issue
- Side Kick Simon: "would be for Judaism and Islam to merge."
- Alan Partridge: Yeah, I wouldn't hold your breath.
- Side Kick Simon: Well, they both hate pigs.
- Alan Partridge: True enough.
- Side Kick Simon: You could call it Jislam.