Kevin Hart credited as playing...
Brian
- [Brian has brought Aaron's father's coffin inside. Aaron opens the casket and looks inside]
- Aaron: Brian, who's this?
- Brian: You know, I asked myself the same thing when my dad passed. I said, "Who is this man?"
- Aaron: No, Brian, who is this in the coffin? Because that's not my father.
- Brian: Are you sure?
- Aaron: Are you asking me if I'm sure I know what my father looks like?
- Brian: You know, people make mistakes in times of grief...
- Aaron: Look at the damn body, man!
- [the coffin's revealed to have a deceased, elderly, Asian man inside]
- Brian: Oh, shit...
- Aaron: [angrily] You got Jackie Chan in there!
- [the undertakers mistakenly brought the wrong coffin]
- Brian: We are very scattered today. This type of thing almost never happens.
- Aaron: Almost never happens?
- Brian: I said that out loud?
- Aaron: This is not Burger King, man! You can't just mess up my order!
- Brian: Please just calm down. I think I know where he is.
- Aaron: You think? If my dad's not in this coffin in one hour, then you have to take his place, you got it?
- Brian: Don't worry, I'll get him back. I promise that. He's in one of two places, I think it's the second place...
- [the undertakers bring the right coffin]
- Brian: I think you'll find that everything's in perfect order.
- Michelle: Oh, so now you want to be professional.
- Aaron: You got your keys? You got your BlackBerry? 'Cause once we bury him, we're not gonna dig him back up just so you can tweet.
- Brian: I'm trying, okay?