Jennifer Coolidge credited as playing...
Tanya McQuoid-Hunt
- Tanya McQuoid-Hunt: Listen, Portia, I know you really like him, but... the other night I was walking around the villa and... well, I saw Jack and his uncle and, you know, they were like -- they were, like, naked and stuff like that.
- Portia: They were naked? Doing what?
- Tanya McQuoid-Hunt: Well... he was kinda fucking his uncle.
- Tanya McQuoid-Hunt: They're going to do Greg's dirty work for him because he's gonna pay them with my money so they can decorate their houses or some shit.
- Tanya McQuoid-Hunt: You know, there aren't enough people out there that are worried about old buildings.
- [Tanya approaches Quentin, who is bleeding out on the floor from a gunshot wound]
- Tanya McQuoid-Hunt: Is Greg having an affair?
- [Quentin groans]
- Tanya McQuoid-Hunt: Tell me, I know you know. I... Tell me!
- Tanya McQuoid-Hunt: [speaking frantically to the boat skipper] I know it sounds crazy, but my husband, he knows Quentin. See, he brought me to Sicily and then he left, so he could have an alibi. And then these gays, they take me off to Palermo and then they set me up with this guy who's in the mafia and he's coming here I... I think to try to throw me off the boat. They're going to do Greg's dirty work for him because he's gonna pay them with my money so they can decorate their houses or some shit. I may... may be paranoid, but I need you to drive me in the boat, drive the boat to the shore. Please? These gays, they're trying to murder me!
- Didier: It's a wonderful thing to make a... A new friend so late in life.
- Tanya McQuoid-Hunt: Late in life?
- Didier: It's... it's a French saying. 'Tard dans la vie.'