Ouu this bad
Alright, buckle up, because I just endured "Bezel," and I'm here to warn you: this isn't just bad, it's an assault on good taste. I can confidently say this is the worst horror movie I've seen in the last decade, and that's saying something.
Here's a breakdown of the sheer, unadulterated awfulness: * Plot? What Plot?: * Trying to summarize the "story" is like trying to catch smoke. It's a disjointed mess of vaguely creepy imagery and nonsensical jump scares. Any semblance of a narrative is lost within the first 15 minutes.
* Acting That Hurts: * The performances range from wooden to wildly over-the-top, with every actor seemingly competing for the "Most Unconvincing" award.
* The Infamous Baby Scene: * Yes, you read that right. There's a scene where a digitally manipulated baby gives the audience the middle finger. It's not shocking, it's not scary, it's just bizarrely, offensively stupid. This scene alone should be enough to warrant a complete ban of this film.
* Technical "Prowess": * The cinematography is shaky, the editing is jarring, and the special effects look like they were created on a 20-year-old computer. The sound design is a cacophony of grating noises that will leave you with a headache.
* Overall feeling: * The movie feels cheap, and very poorly executed. It feels like a very bad student film.
"Bezel" isn't even "so bad it's good." It's just plain bad. Avoid it at all costs. You'll thank me later.
Here's a breakdown of the sheer, unadulterated awfulness: * Plot? What Plot?: * Trying to summarize the "story" is like trying to catch smoke. It's a disjointed mess of vaguely creepy imagery and nonsensical jump scares. Any semblance of a narrative is lost within the first 15 minutes.
* Acting That Hurts: * The performances range from wooden to wildly over-the-top, with every actor seemingly competing for the "Most Unconvincing" award.
* The Infamous Baby Scene: * Yes, you read that right. There's a scene where a digitally manipulated baby gives the audience the middle finger. It's not shocking, it's not scary, it's just bizarrely, offensively stupid. This scene alone should be enough to warrant a complete ban of this film.
* Technical "Prowess": * The cinematography is shaky, the editing is jarring, and the special effects look like they were created on a 20-year-old computer. The sound design is a cacophony of grating noises that will leave you with a headache.
* Overall feeling: * The movie feels cheap, and very poorly executed. It feels like a very bad student film.
"Bezel" isn't even "so bad it's good." It's just plain bad. Avoid it at all costs. You'll thank me later.
- Horror_Flick_Fanatic
- 20. Feb. 2025