Josh Peck credited as playing...
Regular Performer • Various
- [the substitute teacher is getting frustrated with the "gifted class."]
- Substitute Teacher: And no more of your dumb rhymes!
- Rhyming Student: Not even sometimes?
- Substitute Teacher: Stop that now!
- Rhyming Student: Go squeeze a fat cow?
- Substitute Teacher: One more time and you'll get detention!
- Rhyming Student: Okay! I promise, I'll pay attention.
- Substitute Teacher: That's it, young man! You are out of this class!
- Rhyming Student: Whoa, my dad's gonna kick my...
- Substitute Teacher: QUIET!
- Rhyming Student: RIOT!
- Substitute Teacher: STOP!
- Rhyming Student: COP!
- Substitute Teacher: BILLY!
- Rhyming Student: SILLY!
- Substitute Teacher: AAAAAAH!
- Rhyming Student: WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAH!
- Laurie: I don't like this story!
- Pauly: She don't like this story!
- Tony Pajamas: I got ears.
- Pauly: He's got ears.
- [Tony smacks Pauly upside the head]
- Pauly: What was that for?
- Tony Pajamas: For being an idiot.
- Pauly: Okay.
- Amber: Debbie, read her her question.
- Debbie: Oh yeah. Okay. If you were stranded on a desert island and could only bring one item, what would you thumb?
- Penny: Pardon?
- Debbie: What would you thumb?
- Penny: What would I thumb?
- Debbie: That's what it says.
- Amber: Debbie... that's your thumb!
- Debbie: Oh! What would you bring?
- Penny: Well, I'd probably bring my prettiest bra. It hooks in the front! And I'd bring my special medication!
- Amber: You can only bring one item.
- Penny: But... but, that's hard!
- Penelope Taynt: Hello, please!
- [Drake and Josh jump and scream]
- Drake: You're not supposed to be in here!
- Penelope Taynt: Too bad, Jake!
- Josh: [giggles] Jake.
- Irritated Boy: [after Courtney has somehow yanked his white briefs off, and held them up for the entire theater to see] Hey, those are my underpants!
- Crazy Courtney: Mwaa-haa!